by William Shakespeare 3rd January 14, 2008
Get the mouthness mug.The range of sexual actions that does not involve actual sex or coitus but does include both manual and oral acts. a succinct way of saying 'everything but sex' that leaves less ambiguity as to what actually happened.
"Did you get the full ten points and have sex with that girl last night?"
"Not quite, but we did do handsy mouthies, so just eight for me"
"Not quite, but we did do handsy mouthies, so just eight for me"
by KC34 May 12, 2016
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To speak in a convincing and persuading manner, usually to make a person do something they wouldn't normally do. A person who is or has a mouthpiece is usually attributed to as a playa or a lawyer.
-Man that guy sure has a mouthpiece on him. I tried picking up those two girls and he's walking away with both of them.
-Hey, i just convinced my girl to do anal.
-What? Isn't she like really religious? Man that's some mouthpiece on ya.
-You know that lawyer who got O.J. off the hook? That guy's a hellava mouthpiece.
-Hey, i just convinced my girl to do anal.
-What? Isn't she like really religious? Man that's some mouthpiece on ya.
-You know that lawyer who got O.J. off the hook? That guy's a hellava mouthpiece.
by Everfalling May 4, 2006
Get the mouthpiece mug.When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
by gpowell31 January 10, 2012
Get the Alaskan Mouthpiece mug.1. Talking about something or someone in a positive light, when in reality, the words coming out of your mouth are pure fiction.
2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.
3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
2. Talking about something you don't know anything about while trying to present the illusion you are educated on the subject.
3. The act of saying absolutely ridiculous shit.
example 1:
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!
Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.
example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.
TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.
Joe: George Bush was the best president the United States ever had!
Jack: Imma punch you in your dumb face if you don't stop that mouthassjackery.
example 2:
Vince Offer for the SlapChop:
... This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re gonna have an exciting life now.
TV Viewer: LOL - good ole' Vince ... He is the master of mouthassjackery.
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