mall mounty

A security guard that works within a mall. They are necessary because of all the mall people. A Mall Mounty usually walks around the mall patrolling all the crevices and giving mall people a hard time. A mall mounty is a mall people's worse enemy.

check out the mall mounty scolding the group of mall people.

by Lance M. Snyder December 3, 2006

county mounty

Slang for a person who is on welfare (the County").

I have to work so hard because my sister is a county mounty. She's only had a job for maybe 3 months of her whole life.

by Dwayne September 24, 2004

County Mounty

A highway patrol officer.
(see also; Koopa Troopa)

"You have your Newark Police, and then you have your County Mounties and your Koopa Troopas."

by Light Joker May 29, 2004

Grammar Mounty

The politest rank of the Grammar police, and the only acceptable one. Gently corrects your grammar by saying the proper terms in their sentence. Opposite of a Grammar Nazi

Short child: "I gots to go to school"
Grammar Nazi: "You fucking idiot, it's have*. This is why your dad left you, Timmy."
Grammar Police: "have*"
Grammar Mounty: "You don't have to go to school yet."

by You Motherduckin Duckhead October 18, 2025

Lopin' the Mounty

Canadian form of self pleasure

I understand you have been using the employee restroom for Lopin' the Mounty, eh.

by Brandon Byars June 19, 2019

Mount St. Helen's volcano

In 1980, it erupted & blew all the trees down that were around it for 30 Miles! The ash carried for over 500 Miles & was like glass. It's located in Washington near the Oregon border. On May 18th, it erupted at 8:32 AM Mountain Time.

When Mount St. Helen's volcano's dust reached us, I didn't know what was happening. I thought someone was drag~racing! We had to stay indoors for a week & hose off the roof, yards, & driveways. What a shocker! Talk about Power!!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

mc monty

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.

"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"

by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020