by JohnCaleLovesYou October 16, 2021
Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.
by smokemountain12 December 14, 2022
To drive your car on a mountain man's highway, disregarding other people around you and taking up more then one driving lane. Another term, that is used in jersey- Riding Dirty.
by Tony Gwags December 6, 2010
When you get a hot girl to have sex with you only to find a Mountain Man Suprise also known as having a massive amount of pubic hair similar to a beard, and she has a small penis hidden within the hair.
Guy 1: Dude, I took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, fucking Asian Mountain Man Surprise!
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?
by Perplexing Enigma March 25, 2011
Any hotties?
Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT
Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on
Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT
Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on
by hayles3121 July 25, 2009
He is a lit dude always got the Mountain Dew to give out and share and he does anything for that dew anencephaly is famous
Mountain Dew man gives mountaindew
by Take it January 28, 2018
A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.
by kodak2021 August 20, 2021