Das Motorbike

A band that doesn't actually exist. Used to derail masturbatory and pretentious conversations and articles about indie music. The band is described differently each time, with the descriptions of its lineup and their habits, the musical style, era of popularity, and method of recording changing with each retelling.

Pitchfork music writer: On his new 12-inch limited release with the alternate cover, indie legend Jay Reatard mixes whiffs of post-punk lyrical garbling with retrograde lo-fi rhythm guitar, bombastic Stooges-era drums, malleable dance rhythms, and hippy-dippy basslines.

Intelligent music writer: You like AnCo? You should totally check out Das Motorbike. Back in the 80s, DM seamlessly blended the post-ska rhythms of Colonial Jo'burg with the astroturf-infused anti-folk of late-era Plath Sisters, all of it tied together with a proto-punk ribbon and a shit-grunge cherry on top

by Riggsbert April 16, 2009

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With 2 fingers of the same hand put one in the pink one in the stink. And move your hand as you would move it revving a motorbike throttle.

Claydo used cava's anus and vagina like they were a moto gp race bike upon start up. The motorbike

by Mrvnss April 27, 2014

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Malaysian Motorbike

Receiving a hand-job, with a twisting motion (as if using the throttle on a motorcycle), from a lady-boy making a revving engine sound.

"Dude, my trip to Kuala Lumpur ended with a Malaysian Motorbike from the tour guide I hired!"

by chingychang January 16, 2013

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While doing doggy-style, you insert you thumb into the girls arse several times, with your hand in the same position as if you were throttling a motorbike

JD took that girl home, bent her over, and ended up motorbiking her!!

by Big Gib April 3, 2009

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