by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
Get the bates motel mug.To take a dump. (In honor of Art Modell, who screwed the people of Cleveland by moving the Browns to Baltimore.)
by Therickman October 30, 2004
Get the Modell mug.Any seedy, dirty, cheap looking motel where "sleeping" doesn't appear to be exactly what many of the people renting the rooms intend to do in them. They usually offer "hourly rates", for those wanting just a "quick nap". If you go to one, bringing your own sheets might be a good idea.
by just some random guy June 26, 2005
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by yukonpotatoe March 13, 2018
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Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?
Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?
Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.
Example 2:
Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?
Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year
Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?
Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.
Example 2:
Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
by Catman - 63 July 12, 2017
Get the Motel Monarch mug.A girl who would only be considered attractive when compared to the women and/or prostitutes hanging around sleazy motels. Implies the girl is sexually promiscious; however any male would have to be desperate or drunk before approaching the girl.
by ZJweb May 9, 2009
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by Anonymous071 December 1, 2019
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