Motarded

When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.
Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.

Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?

Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!

Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.

Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 21, 2011
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motard

a cross between moron and retard
OMG that guy is such a motard!
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motard

A person who is emotionally retarded. Someone who is uncapable of expressing their feelings or emotions; someone who has no feelings or emotions.
Stacy will never be happy if she keeps dating motards.
by renatina September 16, 2005
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Motard

From: e"mo"tionally retarded.
A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all.
Dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he's walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.
by Robert Sanders March 25, 2006
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Motard

Someone who is actually more retarded than a retard. An extremely stupid person.
by Jackalman November 11, 2007
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Motard

A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.
Upperclassmen : " Fish motard, why do they call you fish motard?"

Fish motard: "SIRBECAUSEI'MMOTIVATEDTOTHEPOINTTHATIT'SRETARDEDSIR!"
by Mr. Finning(NROTC, TAMUG, '11) January 13, 2010
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A retarded moron/moronic retard.
What a motard.
by SND January 18, 2003
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