masturbatinator

A robot sent from the future with really big padded, moist hands that has a wank-speed of 2000 jerks per second.
Designed to give lonely people artificial love.

Cum with me if you are in the mood.

Asta la pasta

I am the masturbatinator feel my finger!

by Dman 182 February 27, 2008

Masturbating

Is what I’m doing now ;)

I’m still masturbating bitchez

by It’s true bitches October 28, 2018

Motorbating

The act of masturbating while in a car.

Motorbating helps Sandy stay awake when she needs to drive along on long trips.

by Kate Charlton October 3, 2008

Mysterbating

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind

Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010

misterbating

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

by raujero December 7, 2016

illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009

MMSturbating

The act of pleasing yourself using an MMS picture on your mobile phone sent by someone else.

I'm glad we've moved on to sexting each other. I was getting tired of MMSturbating to your picture.

by BiGBOY RJ December 16, 2009