mortadelo

A prank pulled on someone while sleeping where you put your testicles on their forehead to make your penis look as a comically large nose.
This prank is based on the character Mortadelo from the popular spanish comic books “Mortadelo y Filemon” Where he has a phallic shape.

Person 1: im gonna pull a mortadelo on him tonight

Person 2 : make sore to send me a pic later

by Hammy Slammy August 21, 2020

Mortaley

The surname of that awesome, small group of mainly philosophers and teachers. The family resides in mostly Canada but there are far-out reachers who tend to travel the world before returning home. If there were any big question in life you can bet that the Mortaley's have already questioned it. This family also very much enjoys drinking and partying.

Mortaley 1 :"What is the meaning of life?"

Mortaley 2: "Stop thinking so much and take a drink already!"

by Iveris01 June 28, 2009

mortadella's

Fat bitches the size of school buses who hang out and dance in clubs thinking they have a chance of picking up a guy other than a black haitian who's into fat white bitches.

"y0 man, check out that mortadella on stage, i think the floor joist beams'll bail out and make the floor collapse."

by minghia.net March 29, 2003

moatasem

Probably the oldest kid in his family, he is really responsible and looks exactly like his dad. He can easily make friends. He is super smart and can scan a sheet of paper before a test and get full marks. He loves his siblings but doesn’t show it so like yeah!

Moatasem is d best, I guess

by Rokstarrrr1010101 January 14, 2018

Mortuse

A mixture of morbid and obtuse thinking or behavior.

Mortuse kids often like emo crap.

by Ripshaw January 1, 2009

mortaler

Roman Catholic; a mortal sin is one which must be confessed to a priest

a mortaler for example is killing another human being

by ofm November 24, 2013

rigger mortise

A severe stiffening/cramping of the joints/muscles suffered by people who attach hoisting-cables for the huge timbers that are used to build old-fashioned post-and-beam ("mortise-and-tenon") structures.

I overdid it while helping my Amish friends do a barn-raising yesterday, and now I have rigger mortise.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018