morny

The sudden and uncontrollable urge to have sex immediately upon waking up in the morning. Usually takes place in a semi-coherent state and can often be associated with morning wood.

I woke up after the party and was so morny that I rolled over on the girl next to me and had sex with her.

by Mr. Mensa October 5, 2007

Mornftervening

A greeting for gamers to use in worldwide MMO games. Addresses all three times of day; morning, afternoon and evening.

You: "Good Mornftervening all, i'm just waking up, what's happening?"
Guild member A: "Just on lunch break, checking in"
Guild member B: "I was burning castles all day, I'm going to sleep now, fresh shield"

by DixonUrchin May 27, 2020

Monytail

A ponytail mowhawk!!!!!

Shaughn has a fuckin SWEET monytail.

by Fozzy Nutz in your mouth and Adam December 10, 2008

mornstipated

The inability to get out of bed and go to work/school on a morning. Essentially the bed is experiencing constipation and you are the turd that won't come out. Though you say you and not the bed is mornstipated

Teacher: why are you so late for school Johnny?
John: sorry miss, was massively mornstipated!

by bookkake September 7, 2016

Moonythefroggie

The coolest and best person on TikTok. Moonythefroggie makes the best edits ever! She is really swag and enjoys scones

I love moonythefroggie so much

by -prongs September 6, 2021

moonythenotwerewolf

She is the best mutual you could ever have, you should veel honored to be her friend and to follow her. She is the best Remus kin out there, she is respectfull and never made fun of british people (i promise you she didn't)

Someone: Wow who is that cool, awesome and respectfull person you're watching?
Me: thats moonythenotwerewolf of course!

by Jennathewerewolf November 16, 2021

Moonytunes

Mikey is an amazing, hot, talented handsome, swag W

“Mikey is such a slay w yass omg”

“Yes!”
“Moonytunes slay arc”

by Mikanhearts March 9, 2022