A condition often associated with strategical games of the video nature. It has destroyed the lives of many, causing sleepless nights and missed job interviews. Symptoms include a detachment from reality, complete lack of time awareness, and an inability to stop mobilizing your forces.
A far greater threat than Restless Leg Syndrome, yet it frequently goes unrecognized and untreated. The Silent Killer.
A far greater threat than Restless Leg Syndrome, yet it frequently goes unrecognized and untreated. The Silent Killer.
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Little Johnny (Age 12) has been playing Civilization 4 for the last three hours.
11:30 PM
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after one more turn."
12:30 AM
Little Johnny: "Just one more turn."
1:30 AM
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after just one more turn."
7:00 AM
Parents find Little John dead, eyes glued to the screen and only two turns away from world domination. One More Turn Syndrome strikes again.
Little Johnny (Age 12) has been playing Civilization 4 for the last three hours.
11:30 PM
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after one more turn."
12:30 AM
Little Johnny: "Just one more turn."
1:30 AM
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after just one more turn."
7:00 AM
Parents find Little John dead, eyes glued to the screen and only two turns away from world domination. One More Turn Syndrome strikes again.
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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A beautiful, very intelligent, funny girl. She’s slightly shy at first, but once you get to know her well... let’s just say she’s a lot. She has a small group of good friends, and is very loyal to each of them. Although, she will not back down from an argument with anyone, including her friends. All ‘em guys ask her out but she always turns them down because they ain’t worth it. She loves to compete and fears losing. In front of her friends she smiles, but it’s not the same at home... she loves her life, yet feels very sad sometimes.
Her favorite phrase normally has to do with something related to life- ex. “How’s ya life?”
Her favorite phrase normally has to do with something related to life- ex. “How’s ya life?”
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Get the more life mug.Everyone said buying condoms was no big deal and nobody would say anything....
Well that was a fucking lie.
I pull up at Walgreens and I walk over to the aisle with condoms. I go “well shit, I guess i need some deodorant too.” So I pick some up and then grab a box of condoms.
I get to the checkout line, i’m standing there and this one old lady is like “excuse me son, mind me asking how old you are?” And i’m like “Ummm I’m 16?” Then she purses her lips and makes this judging ass face and says, “Aren’t you a little young to be using those?”
At this point the other 5 people in the line are all looking at me so I got angry and just started acting snarky. “Oh, my bad lady, Imma just hit it raw and hope she don’t get knocked up.” She felt offended so she shut up pretty quick.
AND THEN when I get to the front of the line, the fucking cashier scans the box, smiles and says, “first time with these?” Are you fucking kidding me? Why would he ask that? Whatever. I just said “Um no second actually.” (Even though it was actually my first).
Ughhh. Anyways I hate people. I just want to buy some condoms in peace damn.
Well that was a fucking lie.
I pull up at Walgreens and I walk over to the aisle with condoms. I go “well shit, I guess i need some deodorant too.” So I pick some up and then grab a box of condoms.
I get to the checkout line, i’m standing there and this one old lady is like “excuse me son, mind me asking how old you are?” And i’m like “Ummm I’m 16?” Then she purses her lips and makes this judging ass face and says, “Aren’t you a little young to be using those?”
At this point the other 5 people in the line are all looking at me so I got angry and just started acting snarky. “Oh, my bad lady, Imma just hit it raw and hope she don’t get knocked up.” She felt offended so she shut up pretty quick.
AND THEN when I get to the front of the line, the fucking cashier scans the box, smiles and says, “first time with these?” Are you fucking kidding me? Why would he ask that? Whatever. I just said “Um no second actually.” (Even though it was actually my first).
Ughhh. Anyways I hate people. I just want to buy some condoms in peace damn.
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