Mysterious website that was taken off the internet and internet archiving sites. It had a log-in page that was very hard to hack and the author Thomas Ling took it down after seeing the community threads about it.
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Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.
Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".
Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".
Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.
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I listened to their cd for 2 weeks straight, then put some other music on because I didn't want to overdo it... 10 seconds in I put profugus mortis back on because the other stuff just didn't cut it.
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Nick: It was Katie's birthday, so I let her Reverse Rick Moranis me.
Nick: It was Katie's birthday, so I let her Reverse Rick Moranis me.
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