moose

One of the coolest (and strangest) animals ever. I also dont know what the plural is! Meese?! Mooses?! Moosi?!

Person #1: "wow look at those mooses!"
Person #2: "it's meese you idiot!"

by Teabagsyum November 9, 2006

moose

Word of randomness used by few.

What the moose? You moose! Ahhh moose you!

by moosehead August 1, 2004

moose

A sign given to a friend in hiding while you're having sex with a girl doggy-style. It involves simulating moose antlers by placing one's thumbs on each side of the head, spreading the other fingers wide, and waving them back and forth.

Ron was hiding in the closet, and I gave him the moose while I was doing Tiffany back-door.

by sala January 17, 2003

moose

verb. Grabbing a woman's breasts. The term is in contrast to grabbing her rear end, which would be 'goosing'. Usually accompanied by a loud shout of "Moose!"

She wasn't paying attention, so I moosed her.

by Sarah Krentz January 11, 2009

moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)

1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2009

moose

A term for someone who eats a lot of food at one sitting. They can be large or small, but most often are large.

Wow why don't you eat the whole kitchen while your at it, moose!

by Nathan the Moose April 18, 2010

moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

by mercunium November 21, 2003