An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable
I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.
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Get the Moodeeys mug.Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.
Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."
Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."
Rob: "OK."
Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."
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