Moon race that launched an attack on the earth in January 2007. They managed to succeed in shutting down the great city of Boston on January 31, 2007.
Boy, the Mooninites sure delivered a pride obliterating bitch-slap to the mayor of Boston yesterday.
by masterfrywad February 02, 2007
the race of two-dimensional creatures living at the inner core of the moon from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
The mooninites enjoy stealing all sorts of things from the mall. They especially enjoy televisions, porn, and spanking Carl.
by bushy May 26, 2006
2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.
An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.
by God December 09, 2004
"Suspicious objects found throughout Boston after morning bomb scare" -- Mooninites. Stupid ass police department and Mayor.
by Dat nigga D February 01, 2007