The name given to a person who genuinely and fervently believes that the USA never landed on the moon, despite the massive volume of evidence to the contrary. When questioned on their beliefs a moontard will respond differently depending on the severity of their delusion, some merely claiming that the landings were faked in hollywood studios so that the USA could "win" the space race early, others claiming that early missions to the moon found an alien civilization there and as a result of threats to the earth by this race the moon landings were faked to avoid interstellar war. All in all these people are idiots who use pseudo-scientific drivel to authenticate their claims, such as the proposed lethality of the Van Allen belt.
Moontard - "The moon landings were faked!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"
Person - "But what about the fact that modern telescopes are capable of making out the landing site, the fact that there is a mirror positioned on the moon's surface exactly where NASA said they positioned it and the vast photographic and video evidence which you seem to believe is CGI, despite them being broadcast in the 1960s."
Moontard - "But look at this video, the flag is waving!"
Person - "Well yes, that is a result of microgravity, and out of interest, why did the russians not notice the USA never got to the moon, since they had the technology to track the whole journey"
Moontard - "Nixon bribed the entire USSR to never talk!"
by JF Dangerfield November 28, 2009
Get the Moontard mug.An absolute space cadet of the highest degree, a good person to study to see how fucked up life can be for some.
by Rambos3rdcousinremoved. November 11, 2009
Get the Mooncat mug.another word for a nigger.
by Bananuhhhzzz October 25, 2006
Get the mooncricket mug.pronounced: moon-kaf
1. A misshapen foetus; a monstrosity or freak.
2. a person with a mental handicap; a born fool.
3. a person who gazes at the moon or idles time away; an absent-minded person.
4. An animal imagined to inhabit the moon.
1. A misshapen foetus; a monstrosity or freak.
2. a person with a mental handicap; a born fool.
3. a person who gazes at the moon or idles time away; an absent-minded person.
4. An animal imagined to inhabit the moon.
by Non-Cretin June 10, 2005
Get the mooncalf mug.by DA20 Pilot March 20, 2008
Get the mooncricket mug.Someone who spends every waking hour staring into middle distance space, expressionless, mouth wide open, dumbfounded by the world happening around them, but in which they play no part! Like a little cat staring at the moon at night in wonder..... get it. Like a little cat staring at the moon at night in wonder..... get it.
by Educatingtheworld January 22, 2014
Get the Mooncat mug.