moofie

Have you ever been to a chuckie cheese and theres little kids all over the place and the carpets dirty and it smells like rotten feet? or maybe its hot in your bed and you are SWEATING! you are most def moofie .moofie is the feeling you feel when your dirty of entering a digust place.

oh my god the inside of this boomers is so moofie !

its 2 am and i can't fall asleep because its moofie

by campthinks August 20, 2019

Moofie

A homemade pocket pussy made with a Pringles can, sponges, and a disposable glove. Common term in the United States Navy.

Ted:"man, can you show me how to make a moofie? We've been out at sea for a month."
Bob: "what, you want me to hold it for you too?"

by DamnitScubaSteve July 28, 2022

Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

by Manic Imp July 28, 2011

moofie face

The face a person makes when they're lying

I know that's not true; you have your moofie face on!

by Megan Redhead October 2, 2001

Mookie Blaylock

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.

Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.

by Shougo February 20, 2022

Moofia

An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.

Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*

by anilism March 29, 2019

Mookie Island

a mole: marijuana + tobacco (if you know what's good, american spirit)

after adding american spirit to a batch of herb, you take a fat shnap. once/if/when the mole is inhaled, the lucky smoker begins the journey, fuhl it. so you've inhaled the smoke, you're feeling that overwhelming sense of light-headed-ness and euphoria - Mookie Island. At first, the feeling is alarming (some of those first timers will yak...some will not such as MC, CM). nothing matters because you're swimming. as you swim, you approach the shores of mookie island, you breathe, you breathe again, and it feels fucking good. you feel the sand, you're almost there. you keep going and yes, you're there. i hope that was fun, that's my life.

by madishplau December 19, 2010