Otter Mothering

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures

Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then

by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021

point mongering

The act of actively analyzing a graded test, project, paper, etc. for the sole purpose of finding an error in the instructor's ways and "getting back" points to achieve a higher score.

"Why is Keegan arguing with the teacher?" "He's point mongering."

by Doctor_T September 24, 2011

Roy Mooreing

Two gay men fornicating on a bench, typically in public. Named in honor of homophobic Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, because such an act done in public would cause removal from said bench.

Did you hear? Tony and Jake were arrested last night for Roy Mooreing!

by Rainbow Pancake April 18, 2016

Mooseington

The moose equivalent of Pedobear.

Mom to Son: "If you see a Mooseington coming your way, do NOT take his candy and do NOT get in his wagon."

by WagonKids October 5, 2011

backseat mothering

Unsolicited advice from someone you clearly don't care to talk to.

I've had about as much backseat mothering as I can stomach from this bitch.

by Darien July 20, 2008

shit mongering

coined by the famous Laura of mewing.net, shit mongering is a term used for all the fake patriotism that popped up after 9-11, using American gullibility to sweep up a surge of selective blindedness so that the population didn't realise it was a sham made by the president, and decided it was okay for him to go blow up Iraq because it was in the interest of pure patriotism.

The president decided that the Jackson family would not be terminated or killed in a "plane crash" Wellstone style because they supported his sham by hanging up their eagle adorned flag and sending their children off to die murderers for no reason but greed.

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

Mooring Product

A person of lesser intellegence usually found living in Florida. Frequently has gay, unprotected sex on boats. Unable to spell moron or use a spell check.

Pete is a real mooring product!

by Turfnazi September 3, 2009