moof

get booted out of a chatroom by server error

I was in chatnet lastnight, and got moofed, so I had to log back in

by Gwythaint January 6, 2003

moof

Another word for hot, kinky sex.

"Wow, hunny, that moof last night was incredibly exotic."

by Blinkin March 17, 2005

moof

A 1930's italian mobster; a gangster; a mafioso

Jimmy got whacked by some moof.

by Justice Lou May 13, 2005

moof

1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)

Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.

Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."

by AboveThePain February 9, 2009

moof

When you are completey exhausted and Moof is the only humanly audible thing you can blurt out of your mouth

moooooof!

by FoF September 16, 2003

moof

A little junis that walks around and make a sound like this all the time. "piiip!"

moof: piiip piiip!
other junis: stfu piipen...

by Niblit November 29, 2004

moof

Mind-fuck

That movie Black Swan totally moofed me!

by the krys June 1, 2011