moof

get booted out of a chatroom by server error
I was in chatnet lastnight, and got moofed, so I had to log back in
by Gwythaint January 07, 2003
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"Wow, hunny, that moof last night was incredibly exotic."
by Blinkin March 17, 2005
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A 1930's italian mobster; a gangster; a mafioso
Jimmy got whacked by some moof.
by Justice Lou March 28, 2005
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1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)

Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
by AboveThePain February 09, 2009
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When you are completey exhausted and Moof is the only humanly audible thing you can blurt out of your mouth
moooooof!
by FoF September 17, 2003
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A little junis that walks around and make a sound like this all the time. "piiip!"
moof: piiip piiip!
other junis: stfu piipen...
by Niblit November 29, 2004
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That movie Black Swan totally moofed me!
by the krys May 07, 2011
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