monobob

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.

When Bryan discovered he could suck his own dick he was monobobbin' all night long.

by Jonas Grumby February 14, 2022

[monoboob]

monoboob - gene disorder in which females are born with a morphed gene that results in the growth of a 'double boob'. Operations can be carried out to separate the monoboob but this is a risky process as it is so close to the heart. Although, a scan can be done at birth if the child is to thought to have this gene (inherited from parents) which enables them to see the gene and split it or remove a part of this which would result in the normal growth of breasts on the child.

monoboob mono-boob, mono boob,

by Picklepie January 21, 2009

monoboob

when a woman is so fat her boob get hidden by a huge roll of fat, creating the illusion of one long boob across her body. its a pretty nasty look.

girl: have you seen that new chemistry teacher? she has a total monoboob!

by lauralegend February 12, 2007

monoboobulosis

A disease in which a man or woman is born with one boob.
-Often found in old, fat, vulgar woman.

Sarah Wheeler and your neighbor have one tit, therefore they have monoboobulosis.

by Lindan October 4, 2006

Monyoo

The word the "Star Child" says sometimes.

"Monyoooooooo"

by eefpod September 6, 2003

monoboobliosis

The chronic wearing of a sports bra instead of a regular bra. Mono boob is the non-chronic condition.

God Damn it! My Girlfriend wears a sports bra everyday. She is suffering from monoboobliosis!

by Tappytap December 8, 2013

Monobollocked

A person in possession of a singular testicle

GF: Hey Arabian goggle me
BF: I cant im monobollocked

by SeparateBark May 7, 2015