Montse

The one and only. She who devours. The eater of gods. And the bringer of hunger and destruction. She is the fattest being ever born and a mum, but she is fattly hot.

- Run, its Montse.
- I want to fuck Montse.

Montse by MontseEnjoyer November 22, 2021

montreal 

Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history.

Although Montreal's sucess is fairly recent, the city has been alive for hundreds of years. It's been THE place in Quebec everybody wants to visit.

The action in Montreal is absolutely unbelievable. You could visit Montreal for a few days and feel like you've lived a totally different life while spending your time there.

Probably the only city in the province of Quebec to hold as many subcultures and different lifestyles.

The Arts and Media are highly developed there, too. Fashion and Art shows, great musicians, television shows, comedians.

The Montreal Jazz Festival is probably the city's biggest event of all time. Every year, hundreds(if not thousands) of musicians from all over the world travel to perform, or to watch. It's not just Jazz music, it's always very diverse. I strongly recommand it.

And as for the party times of Montreal, well, y'know the reputation.
Sex drugs and rock n roll.
Don't forget the clubs
Goth, Metal, Punk, House and RnB, They have all the types of clubs.

Drinking age : 18 Years
People drink : In parks.
Cops : Too drunk to notice.

Kid #1 : I just got back from Montreal!
Kid #2 : No wonder your hair is now green

montreal by Urban Dictionary February 25, 2005

of Montreal

A congregation of musically talented individuals that create psychedelic indie rock from Athens, GA. They happen to be one of the most underrated bands of all time. Front man Kevin Barnes is a lyrical genius and true entertainer. Don't be surprised when your eye drums orgasm from such splendid bizarre sounds.

Fred: I went to an of Montreal concert last night and it felt like

I went to some sort of broad way musical with a sexual

theme.

Bill: Sounds intense

Fred: It was, especially the encore involving a sexual torture

rack

of Montreal by oMowl87 March 5, 2011

Montreal Meatpie 

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

Montreal Meatpie by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

Of Montreal

An amazing indie rock band from Athens, Georgia. Mellow, bubbly, euphoric.

Of Montreal is so groovy.

Of Montreal by Joshua Franklin October 13, 2006

Montreal Style 

Specific to vaginal lips. Shaped like and named after famously-known Montreal smoked meat.

Yesterday I ate her right on the table. She had such a nice Montreal style. I wish she tasted like Schwarz

Montreal Style by Picnic_by_the_pool May 17, 2018

Montreal Screwjob 

The Montreal Screwjob was the real life double-crossing of defending WWF Champion Bret Hart by Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), during the main event match of the professional wrestling pay-per-view event Survivor Series held on November 9, 1997 at the Molson Centre in Montreal, Quebec. A secret change of the match's pre-determined finish (known as a "screwjob" in professional wrestling parlance) was devised by McMahon and discussed with Hart's match opponent, Shawn Michaels. The plan was executed when the match referee, Earl Hebner, under orders from McMahon, called for the bell to ring and ended the match as Michaels held Hart in the Sharpshooter submission hold (Hart's signature finishing move), even though Hart had not submitted. Michaels was declared the victor by submission and crowned as the new WWF Champion, even as Hart and the audience demonstrated their outrage.

What if Bret screwed HBK in the Montreal Screwjob.

Montreal Screwjob by Quentin M.Harris May 26, 2008