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mingstain

1. In the throws of passion with a young lady, if one has performed sufficiently then they would notice two characteristics; firstly an epileptic fit like attack, then secondly a vaginal secretion. This secretion makes a crusty stain on the bed - hence the phrase 'mingstain'.
2. A smelly bastard.
"Look at that dirty mingstain u left on my sheets love, now get down them stairs and wash em u slag!" (Obviously a slightly harsh reaction putting the young lady under duress after her overwhelming experience)
"You fkn mingstain"
by Raydon December 23, 2003
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Monosation

1. To have a conversation with someone who is not listening.
2. To have a conversation with someone who will not let you get a word in edgeways.
1. And then it hit me - I was having a monosation.
2. Oh god, here comes Luke. I don't want to get into another monosation with him again.
by LisaFinn September 11, 2005
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monostache

A man or women whose eyebrows connect and are bushier in the middle than they are normally.

A mustache that is somehow connected to a persons eyebrows

Most people with these have a mullet or think they are a farmer.
Damn Heindl has a big ass monostache

Damn how did that guy get a monostache
by Farmerhater August 28, 2009
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Monobrain

Originally meant to be 'model brain', this got mis-heard as 'monobrain' and has been classic banter ever since.
Hey mate, can I have a look at your monobrain?
by Barry June 4, 2004
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Monotang

A single purpose folder little kiddies buy when they are going back to school. Not to be confused with a duotang because the monotang only serves one purpose; to hold paper.
A monotang is a ghetto ass folder used for holding paper, nothing else.
by EVX180 September 25, 2009
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Monstanger

This is the phenomenon where, after drinking a highly caffinated energy drink, the person becomes highly agitated and iritated, and generally a pain to be around.
Last night Brent had about 4 energy drinks, by the end of the night I couldn't even be in the same room with him because of his monstanger.
by Trebleclef44 June 15, 2011
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Moontain

Spaceman: Look at that Moontain! It's Giant!
Spaceman 2: Yeah, your right. Moontain!
by Bob.Inc January 7, 2020
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