honkeytits

1.) Breasts that either look or move/behave strangely.

2.) The most-likely diseased owner of such breasts.

Hello, honkeytits.

by lenox January 20, 2004

Monkeyfishing

To write a story on a web site (the more respectable and prominent the better) that is complete and abject bullshit. From a famous incident involving Slate magazine where a writer wrote a story positing a sport involving fishing rods, oranges and simians, and (surprise!) it all turned out to be fabricated.

Obama is really the love child of Raquel Welch and Sammy Davis Junior? Interesting theory, but I think you're monkeyfishing.

by Odgred Weary October 20, 2010

MonkeyFist Energy

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.

Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."

by Nathan._. May 3, 2022

Monkey Tits

An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.

Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.

by the_guy January 13, 2005

Moneytits

A generally unattractive woman whose only redeeming physical quality is a pair of amazing wiggling, jiggling tits. Not to be confused with breast implants, which are simply tits that cost money.

"That stripper wasn't much to look at, but it was worth the $20 to have those sweet moneytits waved in my face!"

by Suck It Wilde May 22, 2010

Monkeyfisting

Waving one's clenched fists around in the air (usually done while pissed off) while screaming and yelling at someone or something, thus appearing to be an angry monkey.

I cut some guy off in traffic today and he got out of his car and started monkeyfisting.

by Jen Brauer May 6, 2010

monkey tits

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.

Blimey, look at the monkey tits on her!

by Jaffa_cake May 1, 2007