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Hella ups...Able to jump high
Damn you see how high he jump...He got monkeys!
monkeys by Dat one guy November 12, 2006
mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
monkeys by the_rorz August 5, 2009
verb. derived from"I don't give a monkey's" meaning to not care at all
I was gonna poke her back at mine, but I thought monkeys.
monkeys by juztin April 23, 2006
A term meaning "extremely cold" when referring to the weather, or general atmospheric temperature.
It's monkeys in here, turn up the heater.
monkeys by bopx is me November 30, 2010
This monkeys is sucking my bananas call the cops so we can step on its neck just like the other guy.
ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys
monkeys by anon. July 10, 2004