Monkey Cunt

The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010

monkeycuddle

To cuddle somebody, as though you were a monkey.

"Let's monkeycuddle."

by True Elroy April 27, 2004

monkeycat

A sudden random outburst that is suitable for all occasions.
A word that can be switched out for any other word, much like smurf

Used in context: MONKEYCAT!
I can't believe you did that. You're such a monkeycat.

by Sephiroth March 28, 2004

monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.

"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."

by AJ August 12, 2003

Monkeybuns

a phat delicious merinoo girl with nicki minaj's boootay!

just wait until you see my dick, cause ima beat that pussy up - monkeybuns

by babycakeslovesmonkeybuns January 2, 2011

monkeydust

A very dark and sinister animated British comedy. It is extremely amusing and will probably become a hit as it is very unheard of at the moment.

FBI 1: "We have a new terrorist threat sent in from the jihad"
FBI 2: "Tell me what we've got here!"
FBI 1: "Well it apears to be three girls dressed up as destinys child being greeted by a bearded man"
FBI 2: "Go to defcon 4, they're playing with our minds"

Asian extremist 1:"here, ali have you seen my stars in their eyes video"
Asian extremist 2:"yea you left it on the table"
Asian extremist 1:"oh shit i think i sent off the wrong video!"

by slimey November 29, 2004

monkeyfunker

A replacement word for motherfucker to be used when in polite company.

when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry "monkeyfunker" thus sparing an embarrasing moment.

by JayKayJake July 15, 2008