by Dniworrom May 15, 2008
A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.
Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.
by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019
A crack monkey is a person you see at a sleazy bar, or just walking in the bad part of town who's addicted to crack. You can always tell them by their call -- "Hey man, do you think you could spare a dollar?". By definition, a crack monkey should be of african-american descent, but sometimes this can be overlooked.
by The Piguana March 28, 2004
A person who is addicted to the act of Cunnilingus (oral sex performed on a woman). Primarily a term used by lesbian or bi-sexual females.
1. I thought Jenna was straight, but she's really a dirty little Crack Monkey!
2. I was really nervous when I first tried oral with another Girl. Now I'm a total Crack Monkey!
3. I never liked oral sex until I met Barbara. Now I'm a Freakin' Crack Monkey!
2. I was really nervous when I first tried oral with another Girl. Now I'm a total Crack Monkey!
3. I never liked oral sex until I met Barbara. Now I'm a Freakin' Crack Monkey!
by JAM80 July 13, 2007
by Porkman385 November 22, 2006
by Porkman385 November 27, 2006
Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.
by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020