A mysterious weather pattern that has repeatedly caused a man's wallet to disappear without trace, usually ocurring while the man is drunk on russian vodka.
Mate.1 - "Holy fuck Ansen you've lost your wallet on the train from Siberia to Mongolia, that's pretty fucked up."
Mate.2 - "Yeh I heard on the news that the mongohole was heading our way, but didn't realise it would hit so early!"
Mate.1 - "You knob"
Mate.2 *Headbutts the wall*
Mate.2 - "Yeh I heard on the news that the mongohole was heading our way, but didn't realise it would hit so early!"
Mate.1 - "You knob"
Mate.2 *Headbutts the wall*
by bobby rooney May 23, 2008
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Exhibiting affection or preference for individuals in one-on-one contexts while disliking or avoiding groups, crowds, or collective social settings.
The opposite of “gregarious”; characterized by warmth toward single persons but aversion to group dynamics.
Etymology: From Greek monos (“alone, single”) + philos (“love, affection”).
Literal meaning: “lover of one (at a time).”
Coined by Loagz Beatz, August 2025.
The opposite of “gregarious”; characterized by warmth toward single persons but aversion to group dynamics.
Etymology: From Greek monos (“alone, single”) + philos (“love, affection”).
Literal meaning: “lover of one (at a time).”
Coined by Loagz Beatz, August 2025.
“Her monophillic nature made her a great mentor but a terrible committee member.”
“Don’t take it personally, I’m monophillic. I love talking with you one-on-one, but I hate parties.”
“Don’t take it personally, I’m monophillic. I love talking with you one-on-one, but I hate parties.”
by Loagz Beatz August 10, 2025
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