Mongolian Tombstone

The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.

Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone

Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days

by easnyder31 February 26, 2014

Mongolian Fishing Boots

Mongolian Fishing Boots are only worn by the absolute finest uncle collectors, illegal bug fight hosts and participants, and for the people that reject Zara Employees and Tech Extremists. If you don't wear these with your best friend and you don't sneak rare fish into the Hawaiian island called "poopoo", you are failing in life.

Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."

by Mongolian Enthusiast November 8, 2022

Mongolian Shephard's Pie

While having sex, and right before the male is about to blow his load, he stretches the scrotum into a little cup and cums into the bowl-like sack. Then he makes his partner drink the cum from his ballsack.

Ah George, last night my wife drank all of the Mongolian Shephard's Pie that I made. I was quite impressed.

by D-E-R-S-H December 11, 2009

Throat Mongorian

Acid reflux. It's like a regular Mongorian, but in your throat.

Oh man, I've got an awful case of throat Mongorian. It feels like I'm being deep throated by Ghengis Khan and his entire army. That's the last time I eat at P.F. Chang's.

by BJQ September 22, 2009

Mongorian

1. n. Someone who tears down a shitty wall.

2. n. The thing that comes out of you after eating at Genghis Grill in Dallas.

1. Damn you Mongorians! Everytime I build a shitty wall, you damn Mongorians tear it down!

2. Oh man, that dragon sauce from Genghis is starting to kick in. I've gotta find a bathroom and have a battle with the Mongorian army.

by BJQ October 21, 2008

mongolian navy

(1) Mongolia's Navy, consists of 1 ship only, name: Suhkbaatar. Also the only ship in Lake Hovsgol.
(2) Something that has no point of existence. In other words useless.

"You are as useful as Monglia's Navy"

by Normis Cox July 14, 2005

Mongolian Pinch

The need to shit after eating Mongolian food

I don't feel so well, I think I have the Mongolian pinch.

by Don't question it March 22, 2017