Mokie

A mixture of cannabis and tobacco smoked via a water-pipe.

The origins of the word "mokie" are hard to trace. But as far as confirmed history goes, "mokie" originated in Sanoma County, California as an activity up-taken by few and far between. A man travelling from Sanoma County, CA to the neighboring Marin County, CA told stories of people who smoked "mokies". Overnight, it transformed from a tall tale into a worldwide phenomena of "mokie" addiction.

"Yo, lets go take some mokies!"

"Dude, that mokie rip got me faded!"

"Let's climb mokie mountain!"

"Smoking mokies will probably give you emphysema"

by The Mokie Crusader February 11, 2009

Mokie

Mixing weed and tobacco in a bong

I took hella mokie rips last night and got waaaay to high

by sdfsdfds March 12, 2009

Mokie

A name for a small and hairy animal, usually being a dog or cat.

"Is that your mokie? It's adorable!"

by SherylianWarrior January 21, 2019

Mozied

Wandered.

We mozied over to the hydroponic supplies.

by NKOA October 22, 2008

monkied

An intense level of intoxication. The intoxicated person is usually on the brink of collapse, but still managing to cause a considerable amount of damage and disorder.

"You got into the police car and tried to order the officer to drive you to the nearest liqueur store. You were completely monkied out of it.

by mcmonkeys1 May 29, 2008

moked

stoned; really high off marijuana

How much did you guys smoke you all look moked.

by mellikesorangesoda February 5, 2009

Mustafa Mokiem

Mustafa is the top G, all shall bow down to his mighty presence and if not he will rip your neck into shreds. If you ever come across one, make sure to fuck him at the first chance you get.

You are a Mustafa Mokiem.

by Aarav Patel October 12, 2023