mojave desert

The hottest place on goddamn earth

Hey so I was in the Mojave Desert and it was so fucking hot im sweating after 5 seconds of sitting outside

by casportsfan July 13, 2014

Mojave Muncher

The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.

"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"

by themojavemuncher February 25, 2015

Mojave rattler

When you 69 your partner and dart your tongue in and out of their ass multiple times.

I gave her the ole mojave rattler last night.

I would like to give your mom the mojave rattler.

by Bad ass bo August 10, 2017

Mojave dustbowl

When you're having sex with a girl from behind and she farts the toilet paper from her poopy butthole onto your torso.

Man, I got with this girl from tinder last night and she gave me the ol' Mojave Dustbowl. I feel like I'm covered in paper mâché.

by Arthur Sikes November 22, 2018

Mojave cock

Mojave cock is when you feel like your cock just journeyed through the Mojave because it's been dry for so long.

Since my girlfriend broke up with me last month I've developed a serious case of Mojave cock.

by anon5878 August 20, 2013

Mojave Mouth

A condition one gets when they are so desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are beyond merely "thirsty." Their mouth is figuratively as dry as the Mojave Desert.

Bro #1 "Man, that chick is thirsty! That's a turnoff bro!"

Bro#2 "Tell me about it, that chick has straight up Mojave Mouth! I thought I saw a tumble weed fall out!"

by Dutch McFly August 31, 2013

Mojave suprise

The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!

i did the old mojave suprise last night man! then she went all ape shit on me!

by BenisWhite June 18, 2011