moffie

A South African slang word meaning a guy who dresses and acts like a girl. It does not necessarily refer to all gay men but rather to those who display female tendencies i.e. drag queens and cross-dressers etc.

Hey Scott, was that a skirt I saw you wearing yesterday, and with your hair all done up? You looked like a moffie!!!

by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006

Moffettology

A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.

Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.

by iamcfb June 17, 2016

moffended

"mock" + "offended". Someone is moffended when they are only pretending to be upset or angry at someone else. They aren't ACTUALLY offended, but maybe just a little, and want to make the person feel guilty while keeping things light-hearted.

1) David: Sarah, I'm sorry I called you trashy. I didn't mean it.

Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.

2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!

Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!

by Hot Tranny Mess February 4, 2010

moffe

A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).

I got zonked out on moffe.

by Computech November 6, 2007

moffie

south african slang for someone whos acting or is gay

Fuck off if your gonna be a moffie

by kendall October 22, 2003

muffee

a person (usually male) that is hotter than the sun that is often loved by many girls.

"Did you see that muffee over there? He's so hot I love him."

by anonymous April 13, 2021

mowfee

mowfee is a nickname given to the most sexiest people in the whole world. u need to worship people with this name and give them berries and cream because u r now their little lad

person 1 - omg i just met the hottest and sexiest little lad

person 2 - oh they must be a mowfee
person 1 - wai- what how’d you know?

by ur fellow mowfee September 19, 2021