missisimpi

The home state of all simps.

Simp: Uh... Can I date you?
Female: Are you from Missisimpi? Mad simp, no gtfo lol

by Wiktionarious February 27, 2021

missisipi mudpie

When a man shits inside a womans mouth and then receives oral sex

Oh wow,jenny gave me a great missisipi mudpie yesterday!

by Cuntbag29 March 4, 2017

Mississipi

who cares? ..................................................................

person 1> where do you wanna go today?
person 2> i dunno, stupid mississipi?

by BOFH and Tazz July 8, 2004

Missisipi toaster

Sticking two pieces of toast in someones ass, cumming in it, letting it get hot and when its toasted you slap the persons ass so hard the toast shoots out

Jake: "hey Bro that missisipi toaster was lit"

James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"

Jake "yeah it was

by Thebellybuttonmaster March 14, 2025

Misisiisisisisisiipi

mississippi in my language

Boy:Where have you been??

Grill:Misisiisisisisisiipi.

Boy:What.

by ihatepineaplesonpizza11 February 28, 2022

Mississipi Moonsnooze

Is when an astronaut first takes his sperm into his mouth during sex and then sneezes into his partner's vagina with the intention of impregnating her despite the weightlessness of purer space and the slow speed of ejaculation.

"Oh boy, Igor sure moonsnozed me good last Night"

"Captain I am off my birthcontrol. Let's try a Mississipi Moonsnooze!"

by RaggaTheMuffin November 27, 2022

Missisipe

this word is used when counting so that it's actually. a second

jeff used missisipe's to count for example he counted like 1 missisipe 2 missisipe 3 missisipe

by UFY March 4, 2023