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Mingyu's tiddies

Something bigger than mia khalifa's tids
Damn did you see how nutritious and delicious mingyu's tiddies are? That shit can feed all hungry ppl.
by kentalicious May 4, 2018
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Ingle Mingiti

Considered by many to be something of a god among mere mortals, Ingle Mingiti was perhaps the greatest person ever to come out of southern Syria in the early 16th century. Born of Irish and Inca bloodlines, Mingiti was truly a sight to behold. It was widely rumored that he could shove a mandolin up a goat's ass without even breaking a sweat, but this was only a small example of his power.

In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.

The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.
Ingle Mingiti was truly a great man, and will be remembered forever for never giving up in the face of adversity.
by Rastablowtorch February 26, 2006
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Charles Mingus

Perhaps the greatest jazz bassist of all time. An extremely influential and original composer as well.
Known for his legendary temper earning him the nickname "The Angry Man of Jazz." Mingus vented his frustration over racial injustice through public protest and occasionally musically. A great example being his brilliant "Fables of Faubus", a biting satire of sorts about the racist Arkansas Governor Orval Faubus.
He died in 1979 at age 56 of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or Lou Gehrig's disease.
If you're just getting into Mingus, I highly recommend his classic 1959 album Mingus Ah Um. It's not only one of my favorite jazz albums but his most accessible work.
Bruce Lee: Jaco Pastorius is an absolute master and I dig his music, but Charles Mingus sucks me in more with his soulful sound.
Jose Contreras: Agreed, he's a more interesting composer. And what a fascinating motherfucker too.
by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007
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mingau

Cool cat, Fashionably attractive cat, Impressive cat
Augusta's got a mingau as pet !
by Anuj Nair January 2, 2008
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Mingrui

Definitely more on the bolder side. Honesty like a breath of fresh air. He's really goofy and loves to prank you, yet knows his limits. Genuinely a good hearted person and will do anything to make you smile. Also loves skateboards, and his replies are known to be a little more slowed than other peoples, but he still likes you very much. He'd try to decipher fights, before they've even started just to avoid seeing you all mad. He would kiss the pain away
"Gotta have you a Mingrui in your life. You'll be missing out!"
by BOSS SABRINA May 8, 2021
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mingin'

This is a Glasgow slang word, for stinkin, terrible etc
"The house was mingin" meaning it was dirty, smelly, the kind with sticky carpets!!
the garbage bin has not been emptied for weeks--mingin
Evolved to mean anything rotten, she was mingin.... stinkin
by Alex August 23, 2003
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minigun

The characters of any GTA game can throw their back out carrying 2000 rounds of this.
by SAlpsu January 3, 2005
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