mingtard

Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)

Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007

mingia

Mingia is a Sicilian word that originally means "penis" or "prick," but it is generally used as a really loud reaction to something. It's a versatile word, it can be used in a positive or negative connotation.

"Mingia! Don't do that again, you scared me fuck"

"Mingia, that looks really good, can't wait to try it ma!

"MIIIIIINGIAAAA, YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER"

by Lens_chevz April 26, 2020

minitartar

A minitartar is a "Good & Hairy" person.

Jessica: hey Macklemore can I see your hairy legs?
Macklemore: yes, of course.
Jessica: you're such a minitartar.

by Maxistar July 2, 2016

Minita

She is a sweet, naïve/gullible, innocent, sensitive and she has a big heart. She is always there when her friends need her and she is pretty.

We all need a Minita in our lives

by betatesterrr November 23, 2021

Mingtangi Day

Mingtangi Day is a day that is reserved for the asian society of New Zealand, Much like the New Zealand holiday waitangi day on which the native inhabitants (The Moari) sit around drinking cheap beer and complaining about the white people stealing their land of them. On Mingtangi Day things are much the same. The Asian inhabitants of New Zealand sit around on the floor and eat sushi, occasionally snort wasabi but mostly complain about the whit people not letting them steal their land and laughing at their bad driving. Mingtangi Day is normally one day after Waitangi Day, this means all the non asian or maori people dont have to put up with the complaining for more than two days a year.

Trav: Mingtangi Day sucks!!

Ting-Pow Ming-Lang: YOU KICK MY DOG!!!

Trav: There are lots of asains complaining today...

by Harry_dredge February 8, 2007

mingstain

1. In the throws of passion with a young lady, if one has performed sufficiently then they would notice two characteristics; firstly an epileptic fit like attack, then secondly a vaginal secretion. This secretion makes a crusty stain on the bed - hence the phrase 'mingstain'.
2. A smelly bastard.

"Look at that dirty mingstain u left on my sheets love, now get down them stairs and wash em u slag!" (Obviously a slightly harsh reaction putting the young lady under duress after her overwhelming experience)
"You fkn mingstain"

by Raydon December 23, 2003

Mingina

1. An extension of the word Minge can also be used as the collective noun for Minge.
2. Alternate name for a girl named Minge.
3. Used when getting the attention of one named Minge when she is not paying attention.

1. One Minge, many Mingina
2. This is my friend Mingina
3. Hey Minge, Minge, Oi Minge!
HEY MINGINA, drag your ass over here!

by Defamed Socialite November 21, 2004