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Minerals

The things Austin Oakley lacks
Austin has 0 minerals
by Kdhahdidhf November 15, 2018
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minerals

objects between a girls vagina and anal hole(gooch) that can be collected in little baggies and used later.
Magol ambushed Haley in her house late one night and left her helpless after taking all her minerals. keirsten's minerals were rejected by magol because they had expired and started growing staff.
by buff bill December 9, 2007
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minerals

1. Bullets or any metallic projectile used to shoot and kill enemies or perceived enemies.

2. Semen, ejaculate, sperm, moneyshot, cum.
1. Da pimp was so angry he gave his beeotch da minerals.

2. Peter North is famous for his minerals. A mineral millionaire.
by Lourenco January 8, 2004
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Minerals Management Service

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the US Department of the Interior. The name has since been changed to "Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement" (BOEMRE). The laws related to minerals management in the United States are possibly the most poorly thought-out in the developed world, and were largely designed as a strategy to launder money through crooked politicians. The MMS was created manage the oceanic coastal shelf (OCS) resources, and naturally it became one of the most notorious dens of corruption seen in the entire world.

The MMS is set up so that the temptation to be sleazy is almost impossible to resist; indeed, taking bribes is practically standard operating procedure in this agency. That's because the MMS was responsible for enforcing environmental and safety regulations on things like offshore drilling platforms, and yet made its income from revenues from the lessors it was regulating.

MMS officials would actually let oil company staff fill out inspection checklists in pencil, so that MMS inspectors would then fill them out as the operators wanted.
Given Minerals Management Service pencil whipping in the Gulf prospects*, it was a miracle that Transocean was ever cited for safety violations at all.

MMS is famous for parties in which executives of oil companies went drabbing with federal managers.
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*Here, a prospect is an area where oil prospecting occurs
by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010
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Not enough minerals

A memorable quote from the RTS game Starcraft which is used to notify the player when they do have not mined enough minerals to summon/create a unit or building
Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!, Not enough minerals!
by SouLs! August 3, 2019
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rocks and minerals

Rocks are made out of a bunch of minerals mixed together. Rocks and minerals are technically the same thing.
Rocks and minerals are used to build houses because a rock is made of minerals and cement is made of rocks and bricks are made of cement
by Good vibes1 October 20, 2017
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