Jim Milton

he just wants his god damn mail

try jim milton

by bluu1bot August 3, 2021

miloni

an independent strong female; one who knows their priorities in life; paragon

Yea! She should be more like Miloni!

by uri4neva December 15, 2010

Milton Mango

A term used in australia for one of its most loved beer xxxx gold. Due to it yellow(mango) colour can and it's brewing location of Milton

Joey bought a slab of Milton mangoes around the other day. Polished that off before we left for the pub.

by Steve_97 November 28, 2016

Jared Milton

A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.

Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?

by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011

molson muscle

A Canadian term meaning "Beer Belly"
Molson, of course, is a brand of beer commonly drank and celebrated in Canada.

Rob: Yo, did you see that guy at the bar? He was fat!
Bob: Nah, dude, that ain't fat. That's a Molson Muscle!

by molsonman January 3, 2009

Millonigger

Anyone who is fucking awesome, yet chill, yet awesome. In rank, a millonigger is second only to Chuck Norris. One in a million.

If referring to a girl, is fucking hot shit who has perfect bouncy yet squeezeable tits, a vag thats tight yet not painful, but isnt easy. Delicious ass, is smart yet knows how to suck or ride cock like its her job.

If referring to a guy, is fucking hot shit who knows how to fuck a girl so good, and can kick pretty much anyones ass cuz hes a champ. Fuckin smart as shit too.

"What a fucking millonigger! He just kicked those bouncers asses than fucked seventeen girls all who are now laying on the floor because their pussies are all pussed out!"

"I would do anything to get that girl! I cant believe you fucked that millonigger last night!"

by Publiushit May 31, 2009

molson canadian

Kickass beer the beats out all american crap and is much less expensive too

I drank a molson canadian and played hockey till 3am while partying out on the ice

by canadianfreak July 25, 2006