MILDEW

Mom I'd like to do every weekend

Cal: Hey you see that MILDEW over there?
Andrew: Nah I normally don't look at fungus
Cal: No no that 'MILDEW'
Andrew: Oh yeah she's a babe

by I'm Gudda Gudda May 10, 2010

MILDRED

Mom I'd Like to Do Repeatedly Every Day. This term was coined before the August 08 Refresh meeting in Miami, Florida when two expert web technologists spotted a hot mom with her young child.

Abe: "Do you think they're gonna talk about Web 2.0 tonight?"

Todd: "Whoah! Check out that MILDRED! Uh, yeah, and probably social networking too."

Abe: "MILDRED is perfect! MILF just does not fully describe her! I hate MySpace"

by Todd, friend of Abe January 19, 2009

Mildred

Means Gentle Strength. Referring to the powerful, yet gentle, magnetism this girl possesses. Far beyond her looks, something about her eyes, about her soul, draws you in like the ocean tide. Mildreds are kind and have a great sense of humor. They are smart and driven, pretty and witty, sassy yet classy. Shes an amazing friend to all, and her smile will warm your heart. Ever happy and contagiously so, she always makes you laugh. Mildred is pretty great, shes some sort of Wonderful, and nothing short of awesome. The kind of woman you feel lucky to be around, for 24hrs or for a year. The type of girl you would beg and steal and borrow for. If you are fortunate enough to meet a Mildred, dont be a tool. Give her your best, even if you look like a fool. Treat her with Love, Respect and Devotion. Sweet talk but dont intimidate her (RHCP). Soon she'll have you getting excited at the mere thought of her name (!!!). You'll be embracing her and spinning her 'round and 'round. Not caring if the freaks on Hollywood blvd are staring, or if some dickhead bouncer tells you to put her down. Because when she kissed your face, you felt that shit in your soul, and that time she took you to the beach eclipsed every time before. Because no matter who is opposed to it, getting to know her will be one of the most wonder-filled experiences of your life and, somehow, in your heart you know she is one of the greatest women you will ever meet.

1.

"Who is that?!"
"Oh, that there is Mildred(!!!)"

2.

"The girl who works returns is really sweet!"
"Yeah, shes gotta be a Mildred"

by elnaturl January 2, 2012

mildewf

Mother I Like Don't Ever Want To Fuck

No way I'd do your fat mom...she's a MILDEWF

by jona fin May 12, 2009

mildew378

great artist
(if you’re seeing this i love your tiktoks and art style, they’re amazing)

mildew378 is one of my favorite tiktokers!

by jackwalter666 September 15, 2021

Mildew Slammer

Having sex with a girl who has vaginal fungus.

"Dude, last night I got a mildew slammer, now my dick's growing penicillin!"

by Moldy Vag July 2, 2009

Mildred , Texas

What was originally established as a stop along the Brazos Valley Line railway due to the oil boom albeit shortly experienced evolved into the last stronghold in Navarro County for the rich white man to safely send his daughter to school free of the retches of diversity that's seen at Corsicana High School ( WAKANDA FO-EVUH )

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard you were sending Cheyenne Ray over to the school in Mildred , Texas.

Francis Hicknboots - Well Bobby , I tell you... I'd rather not have interracial babies and a meth addicted daughter in my family. Gotta keep her safe from DEM BOYZ.

Bobby Joe Whiplash - I heard that brother !! Hoo-ahh!!

by Microwave_Confessions January 23, 2021