mildrew

the ship of two Australian boys who are currently in year ten and best friends who would be a very well suited gay couple

"dude I wonder if they're homosexual they'd be a cute couple"
"yeah that's what all the year 8 girls say about mildrew"

mildrew by zefronbro July 3, 2014

Mildewing 

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.

Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"

Mildewing by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

Victor Meldrew 

A full-time whinger from the British comedy One Foot in the Grave whom anything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong with.

In one episode, Victor Meldrew flew off the handle at this young couple for attempting to have sex in his loungeroom and ended up buried up to his neck in his back yard by the young guy.

Victor Meldrew by fuckinqueenslander June 28, 2008

Morning Mildew 

The female equivalent of "Morning Wood".

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."

Morning Mildew by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011

Mildreth 

People named Mildreth are charming and generally quite calm. Of course, when they become obsessed with something, they can become quite stubborn, as Mildreths have great willpower to pursue their goals. And in fact, because of their persistence, they end up succeeding.

In love, Mildreths are usually very devoted and loving, although they are also very pious. If they do find a partner, Mildreth will absolutely turn to her, sometimes over and above her own wishes. In the workplace, they are usually very good artists.

Go Mildreth Go Mildreth Go Mildreth!!

Mildreth by yehlorasoosoo32 August 11, 2021

Barbecue or mildew 

Either you gonna do something or you not

Tommy: bruh barbecue or mildew?
Roger: woah chill I choose mildew my g

Barbecue or mildew by THOTpatrol47 January 28, 2019

mildewd 

1. a man, formerly fastidious in dress and/or manner, who has now allowed himself to deteriorate with advancing age. 2. clothing that would only be worn by such an individual. (plural: mildewds)

* “Man, get a haircut. You’re such a mildewd.”
* “That shirt was mildewd 20 years ago.”
* “I don’t want to go to Shifty McNasty’s, it’s a bar for mildewds.”
* “The mildewd, no longer fashionably late, received a scowl from the prestigious crowd.”

mildewd by Daryl Dean June 20, 2008