mikey

fucking retard. white supremisist. fuckin faggot. has clan cookouts. racist asshole.

racist asshole, mikey

by not a racist asshole January 8, 2010

mikey

a passive, chill, but lazy boy. he's kind of like a sloth, but he's funny sometimes.

"Yo, I think Mikey is gonna come through."

"The sloth? Eh, alright."

by swagmeisterjones October 18, 2012

mikey

has a stupid little red car, who thinks hes a badass who gets hard nipples a lot and usually has a tiny penis.

Girl: where's it at?

Mikey: heres a microscope.

by if you seek amy March 18, 2009

mikey

a fat asshole usually sucks at skating if his fat than he does suck 4 sure and he sucks balls

hey berny lets go look 4 mikey.

nah he is a fat asshole fck him

by hollyshitmonkeyballs March 30, 2009

mikey

mikey is a person who tends to like those he shouldn't and is obese, arguementative and fat.

Hello, have you seen Sam he is acting pretty mikey

by minimassives October 17, 2019

mikeyed

A state of extreme drunkeness.
Symptons may include talking nonsense, instability, memory loss and singing badly.

I was totaly Mikeyed last night

by Mikey R Wilson January 14, 2008

Mikey

A conversional unit of measure:
1.714 meters = 1 Mikey

The coated sheet needs to be 35 Mikeys

by THKMJPNK February 7, 2023