mikey

fucking retard. white supremisist. fuckin faggot. has clan cookouts. racist asshole.

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a passive, chill, but lazy boy. he's kind of like a sloth, but he's funny sometimes.

"Yo, I think Mikey is gonna come through."

"The sloth? Eh, alright."

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has a stupid little red car, who thinks hes a badass who gets hard nipples a lot and usually has a tiny penis.

Girl: where's it at?

Mikey: heres a microscope.

by if you seek amy March 18, 2009

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a fat asshole usually sucks at skating if his fat than he does suck 4 sure and he sucks balls

hey berny lets go look 4 mikey.

nah he is a fat asshole fck him

by hollyshitmonkeyballs November 17, 2008

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mikey is a person who tends to like those he shouldn't and is obese, arguementative and fat.

Hello, have you seen Sam he is acting pretty mikey

by minimassives October 17, 2019

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mikeyed

A state of extreme drunkeness.
Symptons may include talking nonsense, instability, memory loss and singing badly.

by Mikey R Wilson January 07, 2008

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A conversional unit of measure:
1.714 meters = 1 Mikey

The coated sheet needs to be 35 Mikeys

by THKMJPNK February 07, 2023

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