Mike D. Myers

Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.

Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.

by Jose Andres Velveta the third December 9, 2012

Mike'd

Receiving your food from a restaurant last among the party that you are with. Usually a significant amount of time after the rest of your party.

I ordered first and still haven't gotten my food yet, everyone else is halfway done already. I hope I'm not getting Mike'd today.

Jimmy got Mike'd at lunch and now we are all going to be late!

by Z3k3 December 21, 2016

Mike’d out

To be absolutely off your rocker on a half pack of mikes hard lemonade.

Bro! I had 3 mikes at the party last night, I was totally mike’d out dude!

by Spacemanscuzz July 17, 2022

mike'd

When you're winning in an argument, but the other person somehow obscures your face. (etc, sitting on you)

"I was arguing against him, but then he mike'd me by laying on my face."

by stormolo November 2, 2022

Mikey D Pie Crust

When you dont fully wipe your butt and you sit down. The poo must harden in the shape of a pie crust in and around your butthole. Once you stand up and release the contact between your pie and the crust, the smell unleashes causing widespread riots and pandemonium around the world.

The kid Michael had some Mikey D Pie Crust at lollapolooza 2010, 2011 and probably will at 2012

by BrunoPieCrust August 14, 2011

MIKE D

WHEN YOU RUN THE 40 YARD DASH, WEARING MOCCASINS, ON CEMENT, AND FALL AND SKIN YOUR KNEE

DUDE, BOB TOTALLY DID A MIKE D YESTERDAY.... WHAT AN ASS.

by JIGMIC October 16, 2008

Mike D'Urso

Mike is the most amazing boy in the world. He’s the kind of guy who’s extremely sweet, and is a bit of a bad boy with tattoos and piercings. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. One that if you get to know, can show you love, and give you a great time that no one else can do. Mike is a friend like no other, always putting himself second. He tries his hardest to make you happy. He gets down just like everyone else, but he always must make sure everyone around him is happy first. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways, which always reassures you that he loves you. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with Mike. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. If you capture his heart, you are the luckiest girl around. Because if you want the awesome sex and realness of conversation and understanding, its a perfect match.

Look at that Mike D'Urso.
Can you please be a Mike D'Urso.

by lorimay March 1, 2010