Midgette

A tiny and annoying yet adorable creature. They are very rare to find, and hatch out of pink and purple eggs found around nuclear waste sites. They are extremely vicious and prone to biting and scratching. Once a midgette is tamed, though, it is a very docile and cute pet, until other creatures encroach on its territory, upon which it becomes a very angry and violent little thing. Midgettes love to eat berries and chocolate chips topped on vanilla cream, and enjoy tiny little swings in bird cages, and are also known to be softer than baby birds.

Awww, look at that cute little midgette. F**k!!! It just bit off my hand!!!

by Whothehellknows21344 December 27, 2009

Official Midgets

The midgets (duh) who are employed soley to help lazy people masturbate. They are sometimes used by creepy people who aren't lazy, just creepy, as in the song by Mindless Self Indulgence called I Hate Jimmy Page.

Joe: "I'll show ya how Official Midgets jack me off....."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

Midgetized

When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.

Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized

by wrvssuckssoadlover November 29, 2009

Killing Midgets

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

Angry Midgets On Acid

Midgets that are angry and on acid.

"Dude did you see those angry midgets on acid?!"
"Yeah man, they kept flipping me off and offering me acid."

by dixintha March 26, 2008

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006