Microsimping

Looking up to, being extra nice to, or simping someone of power online, in hope that you don’t lose your internet privileges.

TTVJustLilJohn began microsimping Yed after he found out he had his IP address.

by Yeddyboi December 9, 2019

microvision

the act of seeing things at a distance but seeing them in super detail as if they were up close. the most common way of achieving thing is doing shrooms and seeing everything in bold and in super high detail making it look interesting

whoaaa dude look at those trees over there they look so detailed.. man chris, im seeing microvision!!

by i luv to splooge April 22, 2008

Microsith

The ultimate evil. Combining The mass conglomerate of microsoft with the evil of the sith teachings.

Your almost as evil as Microsith.

by Aarcow April 1, 2003

Microfiche

What the hell is a microfiche? Nobody knows!

Please tell us Mrs.Irons!

The term became so popular in a 4th year computing class at Grove Academy that pupils created a chat service so they could speak to their peers way over at the other side of the class (example: Darryl could speak to Osborne!), and they called it Microfiche.

'Mrs.Irons, will microfiche come up in the exam?'

by Grove Academy November 21, 2003

Microfiche

A spool of film containing usually useful information in the form of newspapers or other scholarly material.. Half of the time they are used to look at nostalgic comics from old newspapers. The other half of the time is spent trying to get the spools lined up inside of the machine or otherwise rewinding a reel by hand because you got the film all over.

Jim: hey Bert did you see the December 12th 1992 Dilbert comic?
Bert: Huh, no, how the hell did you see it?
Jim: Microfiche man!

Librarian on intercom: The library is closing in 20 minutes.
Jack: Crap!!! This microfiche is all over the floor!!!
John: Stick your finger in the middle of the spool and just hold it, I'll rewind it
Jack: Dude we are so getting banned from this library!

by Srapples September 3, 2013

micromasher

the term used for a person who beats up midgets

marco is a micromasher and kill brendan.

by Errol333 October 31, 2006

Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009