microfucked

Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.

Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.

Aww Fuck! The meat has been microfucked, lets just get some takeaway...

by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 17, 2011

Microtuber

someone who owns a youtube acount but has under 15 videos and under 1000 subscribers, which means most middle schoolers. usually the videos are fairly random and dumb, but can be funny.

Dave - "oh my god this video on youtube is freaking hilarious."
John - "wow, dude that guy's a total Microtuber. he has 4 videos and 56 subscribers."

by amazawali96 June 3, 2009

micronucer

the thing you put leftover food in to heat it up

take your leftovers in the micronucer so you can have it for diner again tonight

by Tayler06 February 22, 2009

micropuke

To puke a very small amount

I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.

by SmashTheState June 7, 2023

micronutritism

Religion based off the consumption of smoothies and the belief that every soul is a certain flavor. Enlightenment is reached when the soul ingests it's synonymous flavor. Rituals take place on new moons, full moons, and leap day. Every new moon Smoothites gather their ingredients and depending on their month's flavor combinations, they will either bury or freeze their components. (Freezing and burying will ensure that the ingredients stay fresh and are purified by the Earth and it's natural forces. However if your ingredients rot or are damaged in some way, do not ingest. This combination was not your souls match and it was the Gods warning you so. However some sects believe in eating the rotten ingredients in an attempt to reach enlightenment however this just annoys the smoothie gods and they won't warn you about wrong combos again.) Every full moon, the ingredients are dug up or thawed and blended into a smoothie. If the combination is correct enlightenment shall be reached if not, the next full moon is another chance. Every leap year true believers take the leap day to travel to find an exotic or extremely fresh ingredients. Many believe this day to be sacred and bring good luck in correct combinations. Word of caution, if one dies before finding their souls smoothie, they will be reincarnated as a lesser being until they finally find their flavor combination.

"I can't wait for leap day! I'm traveling to Antarctica to find a rare toot that might be my missing ingredient!"
"Oh I didn't know you practiced micronutritism! I've always wanted to get into that."

by RiriRascal January 19, 2017

microlikes

When someone “likes” a post of yours you cans send them back a microlike for their efforts. It’s like a itty bitty tiny like smaller than a regular like.

Oh cool that cute boy like my photo. You ll send him a hundred microlikes. What a sweetheart,

by TheFlySciFyGuyRy March 29, 2022

MicroTuber

A very tiny YouTuber

"I am a microtuber. I have 2 views!"

by slxzh January 9, 2023