Milea

Milea is a beautiful, strong, caring, confident, talented, funny, easy to get a long with person. She is one who will show you love when you need it the most. She is a best friend. She is also a beautiful mother.

OHMYGOODNESS...your so Milea!

by Kameroni February 7, 2010

maleavage

Male cleavage, often characterized by deep-v neck shirts or excessive unbottoning of shirts

Dude, that guy has way too much maleavage. I did not need to see that much chest hair.

by JFH & KSK May 5, 2008

Mislead Call

To acknowledgingly call somebody on the phone and say it was an accident or call somebody and not respond when they answer; expecting them to call you back so you can say "Oh, sorry my phone must have called you itself", in fear of them forgetting about you or for their attention.

I pulled the perfect mislead call on my ex last night. She called me back and now we're getting back together.

by kenannn May 31, 2009

Milea

She’s an amazing and sweet person she just lights up the room with her smile she had the Most positive attitude everrr! She is one of the prettiest people in your school and has one of the best personality’s to. She’s got the funniest jokes and is just generally amazing. She is all you need in a best friend if you need a shoulder to cry on, if you need advice, or even need just someone to talk to just to laugh she’s there for you she makes a bigger impact then she realizes and your just the best thanks for being you milea ❤️

Person 1:Wow milea is so great

Person 2:Yea man

by Sparrow red 2029 March 18, 2019

Malea

Malea is a very sweet, caring, and beautiful girl. She is always going out with friends! Also speaking of friends, she has many because of her beauty and kindness. She is one of those girls who enjoy shopping and hanging out with friends! Malea is a girl who will blush until she turns red when she sees her crush. She is a great girl to hang around and also a great girlfriend. If you ever get her, you won’t have to be worrying about not having any presents on the holidays, you will always get one from her! If she has a crush on you, she will let you know about it. She spreads her feelings to only her good friends. When you first meet her she is gonna be a bit bashful around you, but when you get to be her friend she will hang with you all the time!! She loves coffee! She is a girl boys would love to have as a girlfriend. So if you meet a girl named Malea, say hi and hang with her!! She is AMAZING!!! ❤️

Boy: Have you met that Malea girl!?
Boy’s friend: no, but I really want to she looks golden!!

by May_bae07 February 9, 2019

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

cock mileage

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.

Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.

by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010