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Mergerer

Someone who tries to sneak farther ahead in the wrong exit lane on a highway to get closer to the exit on the highway and at the last minute tries to get into the lane. They always make traffic jams worse.
I'm not going to let that fucking mergerer get in ahead of me.
by Rabid Driver June 17, 2009
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Merger Dump

A dump that is the by-product of eating too many White Castle burgers and holding it in for a couple days. A noticeable line, or merging point (hence the name merger dump) is present. This generally marks the point where two dumps join into one.
"Yo check out my Merger Dump!"
"Damn, three lines? You been holding that shit in for a while haven't you?"
by Docta Dre ecstacy October 20, 2009
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Tom metzger

Tom Metzger is the director of The Insurgent AKA White Aryan Resistance and was born April 1938 and has six children, five of them girls. His wife Kathy passed away in 1992 after 28 years of marriage. He currently has 9 grandchildren. He has worked for over 30 years as an electronic technician. He has been incarcerated in Los Angeles County jail for 45 days for unlawful assembly (attending a cross lighting in 1982) and has been jailed with his son John in 1992 for 5 days in the Don jail in Toronto, Canada after giving a speech ("likely to commit an indictable offense").
He has been involved in brawls, riots, negotiations with the Black Panthers and Louis Farrakhan, race discussions in Tokyo twice (1993 and 1999), half dozen assassination attempts, won the Democratic Primary in 1980 in the largest Congressional district in the United States (openly as a Klansman), gathered 75,000 votes for U.S. Senate in 1982.

Converted from minister to atheist, reborn from right-winger to racist, he has been subpoenaed to Grand Juries, IRS hearings, Treasury Department inquiries (racist message on back side of fake dollar bills), multiple FBI interrogations ("I have nothing to say"), denounced by presidents, congressmen, politicians.

Sued for 10 million (Tom told John who told Mazzella who told skin heads to kill non-whites), has had his house of 30 years seized and sold, work truck and tools seized and sold, and ordered to work in "non-white" areas during probation (which he used his skills in promoting black and brown self-reliance and racism).

Above all he is 100% content with every battle he's engaged in. The list goes on, this is just a small sample of 40 years of political/racial activity he has engaged in
Tom metzger has adopted as many posisions from the left as he has from the right
by NLR718 June 19, 2006
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mezmerize

System of a Down's first album in three years. It is part of the two disc album Mezmerize/Hypnotize, with Hypnotize due out later this year. The CD is fast paced and while it is only just over 37 minutes long, it is one of the best SOAD albums to date. It sold over 450,000 copies its first week, launching it straight to #1 on the Billboard Charts. BUY THIS CD!

Track Listing:
1. Soldier Side -- Intro
2. B.Y.O.B.
3. Revenga
4. Cigaro
5. Radio/Video
6. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song
7. Violent Pornography
8. Question!
9. Sad Statue
10. Old School Hollywood
11. Lost In Hollywood
by Stunt10011 June 2, 2005
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Miami Merger

Two people that attend Miami University located in Oxford, Ohio that probably started out having a Pre-Med major and a Business Major, but as usual they both ended up graduating with a communication major. They probably talk all the time about how they kissed under the arch located under Upham Hall when the clock struck midnight. What they don't talk about is how they got sloshed every Friday and Saturday night at Brick Street, a local night club in Oxford. Any offspring they have have to go to Miami University, otherwise, the Miami Mergers will disown them.
Dad: Did you know that your Mom and I are Miami Mergers.
Son: If I hear this fucking story one more time Dad I will lose my shit.
by ARejectedFratBoy October 20, 2019
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meager

Someone, or something that is weak, meak, or perhaps wimpy. Someone who lacks confidence, and/or is shy.
He got shut down by that girl! That guy's meager.

I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.

I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.

That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.
by Dave March 4, 2003
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Mezer

This is a mix between a MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) and a skezzer (slut, whore, dirty bitch, ect.)
Kyle's mom is hot, but the bitch is a mezer on the real!!
by Shay Muny April 11, 2008
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