Metawhorephosis

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.

Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!

by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009

mediawhore

A media figure who will throw their mom under a bus and then sell her soul to get a ratings high.

Did you watch Im The Dim calling the Taliban murderers his brothers? He called on Pakistan army and citizens to surrender to them. He's such a mediawhore, he'll pimp his mom if it gets him airtime.

by skcpublic February 11, 2012

Megawhore

A female who is not loyal to her boyfriend because she steals guys from other girls. A short and annoying inconvenience to this world.

Wow that girl Leah is such a megawhore...
but don’t even get me started on Christina.

by Gostoopidaghhh December 3, 2019

mexivore

one who eats mexicans

Hannibal Lecter was not a mexivore, he preferred white people.

by RedSojo December 15, 2004

mewhore

When you think that everything should be about YOU

Johnny is such a mewhore - he is mad that he isn't in my honeymoon photos"

by Johnny Petillo March 21, 2003

MerWhore

A derisive term for young women who ascribe to a generic aesthetic defined primarily by bleached-blonde highlights, tube tops, short shorts, wedge heels, and an idiotic facial expression. The term developed as a way of describing a character on the now-defunct soap opera Passions, who was a boyfriend-stealing mermaid who had taken on fully human form. Later, the influence of SNL's "Lothar of the Hill People" came to bear on the common use of Merwhore, as people began singing "Merwhore, of the Mer-People" whenever a common merwhore was sighted.

"MERWHORE, of the Merrrrrr People!"

"That sorority slut in the tube top is a total merwhore."

"Only merwhores bleach their hair that particular shade of blonde."

by Non-merwhore August 11, 2008

metawhore

One who uses metaphors, similie, or other figurative language in their writing and speech to an unhealthy degree.

Suzie: I am as exhausted as a dog who has just given birth to a litter of puppies.
Sally: You are such a metawhore.
Suzie: That is as juvenile as a fart joke.

by Merany September 8, 2007