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Mexican breakfast cereal

When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.
Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.
by Alfetta159 October 30, 2010
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mexican breakfast

When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.
Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.
by J-cubson April 23, 2008
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Mexican brake job

If your vehicle develops a brake line leak, the act of merely adding additional brake fluid after the pedal starts to go soft, instead of making proper repairs.
We were so wasted in Cabo that I didn't realize we needed to give the car a Mexican brake job before starting the drive home -- I nearly rear-ended several cars!
by josecampos October 14, 2008
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mexican breakfast

Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.
by adrienne July 23, 2004
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mexican breakfast

When you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. Then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her anus. She will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.
"Girl your breath stinks!" reply "yeah Johnny gave me a mexican breakfast!"
by BlackboyT October 20, 2006
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mexican breakdown

the act of raising your feet onto an object ie) (counter, stool, sink, small child) while taking a poop to extend the time you are able to sit on the toilet without your legs falling asleep, so you are able to finish reading, playing a game,or drawing a picture.
dude, i had to mexican breakdown for 5 minutes so i could finish my game of tetris.
by jon nopo June 26, 2010
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Mexican breakfast

On the morning after, when you have sex with the still-sleeping girl next to you before she fully wakes up to realize what is happening then hurriedly leave her place.
"Wait, I thought you only had sex with Emily last night?"
"No, dude, I gave her a Mexican breakfast this morning and bolted before she even knew what happened!"
by ealexander January 14, 2010
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