meximum wage

The most a Mexican gets paid to do shit work.

Earl: "Wow, your yard looks really good."
John: "Yeah I hired this border brother who works for meximum wage, a buck-fifty an hour and some water.
Earl: "Word.. stupid mexicans.. they will never learn."
John and Earl: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Stevie P. November 8, 2007

meximum

When someone works incredibly hard, but since they lack even the most basic skills, the product of their many hours of hard work is still crap. (I made up this word April 8, 2008)

Dingus Flangdoodle: "I saw you had a bunch of illegal immigrants reroofing your house. Man, I hear those guys work their asses off."

Cleetus McFeeley: "Yep, they worked their asses off, but they forgot to put tar-paper down, and the edges of the shingles aren't level".

Lurleen Polliwog: "Sounds like they put forth the MEXIMUM effort though...you have to hand it to them."

Also when a pro-immigration person says "Those immigrants, they work their asses off" and then I say "Yeah, but you could put a scalpel in my hand and I'd work my ass off in the operating room, but it'd still be a bloody mess and the patient would die". I would be putting forth the Meximum effort though.

by Greyborzoi April 8, 2008

Mexicum

When the sex was so good that night, your girl had the biggest orgasm fiesta their AAAAAAYVER was.

Luckiest man under the equator: Dude! last night I celebrated Cinco De mayo early.

Repressed envy guy: NOO! Could it be true?. YOU mexicum that girl!.

by Thatpunk626 May 2, 2017

Mexikuma

really nice and funny mutual, really underrated

mexikuma is the best mutual

by karmasbobatea July 14, 2021