Beatus Meatiosis

Once cast, this spell results in an instantaneous erection lasting no longer than two hours. Please consult with your doctor before performing such a spell.

As Harry entered her chamber, he then cast "Beatus Meatiosis". The day was short but the night was long.

by Page1of3 May 13, 2013

Meatism

An overpowering addiction to meat derived scent, symptoms include the need to carry meat on ones person at all times and to frequently smell this meat.

"did you just see that man sniffing his meat? thats the worst case of meatism i have ever seen"

by Mad Dog Jay January 30, 2008

Meatibu

Sausage pickled in Malibu and aged for at least one year in an airing cupboard

The Meatibu at this party is some of the best I have ever tasted.

Monsieur Charcutier, with this Meatibu you are really spoiling us.

by Squirilt April 28, 2010

Menatia

A misheard pronunciation or slang term for "men ain't shit". This is often used after a break-up or spoken between friends as support after a guy hurts one of the friends from said friend group.

"Its okay dude, menatia ya know."

by FruitLeg January 15, 2020

Mewtine

Someone who tends to be pretentious, cocky, or just Rude out of the thought when they are nice they will suffer immediate bad luck from it.

Guy 1: Look at this loser wearing Polka dots, Glad I don't dress as gay

Guy 2: ...You are such a mewtine

by Mewnition November 6, 2018

meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

Meatitarian

Like a vegitarian, but someone who only eats meat and no veggies. A vegitarian thinks eating meat is cruel, a meatitarian thinks eating vegitation (plants/fauna) is cruel. 100% carnivorous.

Teacher: Who here wants or needs the special diet meals at camp?

Student One: I do ma'am.

Student Two (whispers): Dude! Are you a vegitarian?!

Student One (whispers): No! I'm a meatitarian!

by GoddessRandomSkittle September 11, 2010