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meteorologist

my cousin is a meteorologist
by Shelly May 1, 2003
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social meteorology

Finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.
I'm so glad social meteorology informed me that it snowed last night.
by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016
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Meteorologist

(n.) a sensationalist in scientist's clothing with a propensity for being incorrect while looking good on camera.

See also: snake oil salesman.
The meteorologist on television told me to prepare for the storm of the century, so like a dutiful follower I stocked up on foodstuffs and necessities. Alas, it was just a thunderstorm.

Damn, meteorologists seem to have less scientific backing than fortune tellers! I cannot believe I cancelled my weekend plans because of their forecast!
by Descartes B. Forthehorse August 30, 2011
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Meteorologist

A person who gets paid to guess what the weather will be on a daily and weekly basis.
It's raining, but the meteorologist said it would be sunny and 75 for the fourth day in a row.
by Jesse114 January 15, 2019
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One who suffers of the eponymous disease.

The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.
Example 1)

Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"

Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"

Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"

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Example 2)

MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."

MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."
by Ade1623 December 20, 2010
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meteoropathetic

When your mood is affected by something as irrelevant as the weather that you don't even interact with.
- Do you ever get sad because the weather outside is so gloomy?
- Yeah, there's a term for that. It's called being meteoropathetic. Get back to work.
by nraw_ March 11, 2021
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Facebook meteorologist

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.
Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011
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