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Meteorologist Anaelle Effect 

A special effect that makes it rain buckets for the Houston Rockets. It has proven to be very effective.
The Rockets beat the Nets to go on a 7 game winning streak. The Meteorologist Anaelle Effect made it rain buckets in Houston! They’re going to destroy the mavs now!

Bathroom Meteorologist 

A person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. A bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off
Damn, Gavin is a fucking great bathroom meteorologist

Meteorology 

A profession or college major that you should never attempt... Not because it's hard and you won't be able to handle it, but because everybody you ever meet will have their own skewed opinion about it and think that it's the easiest thing in the world.
"I'm going to school for meteorology"

"Ohhh how cool! So you're gonna be like on tv and everything?"

"Well, not necessarily, I could work for the National Weather Service or maybe--"

"COOOL! So, like, you can just make shit up everyday on the news, and it doesn't matter cause you'll always be wrong anyway, but you'll never lose your job!!"
Meteorology by Noaa February 5, 2009

meteorolomythst

A variation of meteorologist pertaining specifically to TV weather people that have no credentials or scientific training in predicting the weather.
That meteorolomythst can really read a teleprompter and act in front of a green screen.
meteorolomythst by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

Metalrocker 

Someone who is both a Metalhead and a Rocker.
Sam: I've heard that you like both metal and rock
Lily: yes
Sam: So you are a metalrocker

Meteorologist 

Ologist: Latin for one who studies

Meteor: Greek for being wrong 73% of the time
The meteorologist is allowed to be wrong, but if I'm wrong 73% of the time I get fired.
Meteorologist by Latisha Marie August 24, 2019